Wednesday, April 8, 2009 '

Day 0408: 100 posts, 100 files.

For those who didn't get the title in my last post (not that anyone cares), think of error codes.

404.

Here's to a hundred posts in this pointless blog. That nobody reads anyway, so it's just an empty vessel. Imagine an empty auditorium, save the actor.

Monday was... fun. I thought FM Yo (Yeo) was a creative idea, guys. Whoever created that, give yourself a pat on the back. Then proceed to shoot yourself.

Tuesday's Physics test was...a breeze, to say the least. To say the most, it was a thinker. Made me feel like I was in some IQ test. Oh, did I mention I fail at EQ?

Right.

Today was another bore -- E-Maths and Bio teachers absented themselves for no reason, but A-Maths lecture was a hell load of fun.

Nadira: Ian! You're a part of my 'Imaaaaginaaaattiooon!' *does Spongebob-style imagination--those who don't know this, I'm sorry regarding your childhood*
Liang Yi: Really? *pokes my leg*
Ian: If I'm part of your 'Imaaaaginnaaaattiooon,' why can I still be felt?
Liang Yi: Because you're only part of her imagination, but not the rest.
Ian: That makes no sense.
Liang Yi: Because it's all 'Imaaaaginaaattioooonnn.'

And another case:

Jasmine: Benjamin!
Ben C: *looks over*
Jasmine: *stares with that sexy/bitchy *cough* look*
Ben C: O O


And the best one:

Darrel: I don't know what she's talking about, you know?
Mrs Foo: *catches word and looks over* Darrel, are you ready?
Darrel: Ya, ya. *after 5 seconds* Ever ready.
Whole auditorium: *bursts into laughter*

And during the SS lecture....

Mrs Nani: You'll see why the Singapore government did not provide free medical treatment, unlike Britain.
Me: *talks to Ben C* Cause, unlike Britain, they're just selfish.
Jia Qing: *turns around, looks at me, and laughs*
Ben C: *laughs*

Liang Yi: Oh no! Only 5 minutes left in this audi...
Ben T: Liang Yi, I know why you're so disappointed. It means you have less time to seduce me, riiight?
Me: Alright, so is Liang Yi seducing you, or are you seducing Liang Yi?
Ben T: Both!
Liang Yi: *eventually* Stop harassing me! *jokingly*
Me: Ben! Go harass Govind instead! He's homo like you!
Three of us: *laughs*

And in the corridor...

Liang Yi: Where's my lawyer?
Nicholas: Yes? *sees Ben T and walks away faster*
Liang Yi: No! Don't run, my lawyer!
Me: See, Ben? Your homo-ness scared Nick off!

And random crap follows.

Look forward to Friday, for it shall give us rest.


"Why do I envy them... when I'm not supposed to feel anything at all?"

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