Thursday, April 23, 2009 '
Day 0423: We're Gonna Find Out ;_Platinum_:
I'm Waking Up At The Start Of The End Of The World, But Its Feeling Just Like Every Other Morning Before, Now I Wonder What My Life Is Going To Mean If It's Gone, The Cars Are Moving Like A Half A Mile An Hour If That And I Started Staring At The Passengers Who're Waving Goodbye Can You Tell Me What Was Ever Really Special About Me All This Time? But I Believe The World Is Burning To The Ground Oh Well I Guess We're Gonna Find Out Let's See How Far We've Come Let's See How Far We've Come Well I, Believe, It All, Is Coming To An End Oh Well, I Guess, We're Gonna Pretend, Let's See How Far We've Come Let's See How Far We've Come
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Memory Files Preserved at... 8:10 PM
Monday, April 20, 2009 '
Day 0420: 1 Bruise, 1 Skid, 1 Bidoof.
Suddenly, a Pokemon craze has swept the whole class.
First, it started with the DS. Liang Yi, Ai Jing, Hui Xian and I all playing TWEWY. So we were sort of a group. Alston joined in with Pokemon soon after. So everyone got Platinum.
Then the craze started from there.
Liang Yi so generously offered me a Chimchar, while helping me evolve my Kadabra and Haunter. Unfortunately, I had no junk Pokemon or good ones to trade to her, so she agreed to let me trade 2 Bidoofs for my Pokemon back.
Me: Congratulations! You have 2 Bidoofs!
Liang Yi: 2 BEEEEDOOOOFSS!!! They're, like, awesomely rare!
Me: BEEEEDOOOOFFFSSSS!!!
All hail the power of Bidoofs.
This afternoon, we compiled a list of who everyone in the class, or what is known as 3A(rceus), could be. So she got Sceptile, I got Porygon 2, Ben C. got the SHINY Sudowoodo. These three were already determined last week.
When the list is printed for all to see, I'll state down the names so you can laugh.
Meanwhile, Choir thrashed the band again.
Not much to be joyful about after 4 days.
'Specially when you feel like crap.
"Fine...I'll tell you everything...But it may turn out to be a long story..."[Connection Terminated]
Memory Files Preserved at... 9:56 PM
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 '
Day 0408: 100 posts, 100 files.
For those who didn't get the title in my last post (not that anyone cares), think of error codes.
404.
Here's to a hundred posts in this pointless blog. That nobody reads anyway, so it's just an empty vessel. Imagine an empty auditorium, save the actor.
Monday was... fun. I thought FM Yo (Yeo) was a creative idea, guys. Whoever created that, give yourself a pat on the back. Then proceed to shoot yourself.
Tuesday's Physics test was...a breeze, to say the least. To say the most, it was a thinker. Made me feel like I was in some IQ test. Oh, did I mention I fail at EQ?
Right.
Today was another bore -- E-Maths and Bio teachers absented themselves for no reason, but A-Maths lecture was a hell load of fun.
Nadira: Ian! You're a part of my 'Imaaaaginaaaattiooon!' *does Spongebob-style imagination--those who don't know this, I'm sorry regarding your childhood*
Liang Yi: Really? *pokes my leg*
Ian: If I'm part of your 'Imaaaaginnaaaattiooon,' why can I still be felt?
Liang Yi: Because you're only part of her imagination, but not the rest.
Ian: That makes no sense.
Liang Yi: Because it's all 'Imaaaaginaaattioooonnn.'
And another case:
Jasmine: Benjamin!
Ben C: *looks over*
Jasmine: *stares with that sexy/bitchy *cough* look*
Ben C: O O
And the best one:
Darrel: I don't know what she's talking about, you know?
Mrs Foo: *catches word and looks over* Darrel, are you ready?
Darrel: Ya, ya. *after 5 seconds* Ever ready.
Whole auditorium: *bursts into laughter*
And during the SS lecture....
Mrs Nani: You'll see why the Singapore government did not provide free medical treatment, unlike Britain.
Me: *talks to Ben C* Cause, unlike Britain, they're just selfish.
Jia Qing: *turns around, looks at me, and laughs*
Ben C: *laughs*
Liang Yi: Oh no! Only 5 minutes left in this audi...
Ben T: Liang Yi, I know why you're so disappointed. It means you have less time to seduce me, riiight?
Me: Alright, so is Liang Yi seducing you, or are you seducing Liang Yi?
Ben T: Both!
Liang Yi: *eventually* Stop harassing me! *jokingly*
Me: Ben! Go harass Govind instead! He's homo like you!
Three of us: *laughs*
And in the corridor...
Liang Yi: Where's my lawyer?
Nicholas: Yes? *sees Ben T and walks away faster*
Liang Yi: No! Don't run, my lawyer!
Me: See, Ben? Your homo-ness scared Nick off!
And random crap follows.
Look forward to Friday, for it shall give us rest.
"Why do I envy them... when I'm not supposed to feel anything at all?"
Memory Files Preserved at... 10:17 PM
Saturday, April 4, 2009 '
Day 0404: File Not Found.
What. The. Bloody. Hell.
I'm sick, and you guys just have to push me to the limit, right?
I'm still sick, you're gonna make me wake up early at 7 for no f**king reason but to go to Choir? Even though I'm clearly f**king sick?
The more you push me, the more sick I become.
You guys are freakin' idiots. Get brains one day or another.
You're gonna make me sit down there, doing nothing for 4 f**king hours.
I'M WASTING TIME. YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME.
I could be spending my time doing lots of useful stuff. Nah, let's not do that. Let's waste time sitting there in Choir. Possibly spreading diseases to the rest, but who gives a shit about that, right?
So what if I have a strict conductor? I'm sick.
You said that you already 'let you rest for one day at home'. You make it sound like it's my duty to go to school even though I'm ill.
You guys are ill, and you guys can take a 3-day medical leave. So I can't? I'm some f**king hybrid human that can recover from anything within a day?
Get a life. Don't take it out on your f**king son.
[Connection Terminated]
Memory Files Preserved at... 12:08 AM
